Feeling Lucky?

unfair to the dog, really

Welcome to the dog house.
Welcome to the dog house.
Words.
Words.
Condescending Wonka is so meta right now.
Condescending Wonka is so meta right now.
The job hunt.
The job hunt.
Pals.
Pals.
Someday I’ll be a unicorn.
Someday I’ll be a unicorn.
Cats are jerks.
Cats are jerks.
My friends are idiots.
My friends are idiots.
I shall wear it with honor!
I shall wear it with honor!
Baby elephant bath time.
Baby elephant bath time.
The problem with airport security.
The problem with airport security.
Just some ducks.
Just some ducks.
It’s a miracle!
It’s a miracle!
Hello Kitty Airline.
Hello Kitty Airline.
Me and my bed, you and your jeans.
Me and my bed, you and your jeans.
I+could+add+this+thing+to+my+Pok%C3%83%C2%A9dex.
I could add this thing to my Pokédex.
Gato+is+life.
Gato is life.
Now+is+a+great+time+to+visit+Sunny+California%21
Now is a great time to visit Sunny California!
Shut+your+gato+ass+face.
Shut your gato ass face.
Join the conversation
Doggo+made+a+new+buddo
Doggo made a new buddo
Mennonites+peeping+another+dimension.
Mennonites peeping another dimension.
I+am+not+in+danger%26%238230%3B+I+AM+THE+DANGER
I am not in danger… I AM THE DANGER
The+%C3%B0%C5%B8%E2%80%A2%C5%A0+of+peace.
The 🕊 of peace.
%5Benter+Dionysos%5D
[enter Dionysos]
To+walk+on+ice%26%238230%3B+you+must+become+the+penwang.
To walk on ice… you must become the penwang.
Reclaim+the+redneck.
Reclaim the redneck.
The+door+to+the+dining+area+of+the+Alcoba%C3%83%C2%A7a+Monastery+in+Portugal+was+made+narrow+so+that+monks+whom+got+too+fat+were+forced+to+go+into+fasting.
The door to the dining area of the Alcobaça Monastery in Portugal was made narrow so that monks whom got too fat were forced to go into fasting.