just waiting for the prices of everything to hit that sweet spot before pulling the trigger

the insurance mafia

world cup memes because the real world war starts on Saturday!

google ain’t no snitch

inflatable baby prison

reason #1 is pretty obvious

it’s not cheese, it’s liquid gold

the rootinest tootinest aliens in the west

keep laughing see what happens

As Twitter goes the way of the dodo, here are the best “alternatives” to choose from, if you can call them that…

anything can be a breakfast food if you eat it in the morning

all is not well in waffleville

turtle burglar

this description is way too accurate

dolphinsarecool!3

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