turtle burglar

This is b-e-a-utiful.

This is b-e-a-utiful.

The duck is a lie.

The duck is a lie.

This might be the best ad for [P]UPS I’ve ever seen.

This might be the best ad for [P]UPS I’ve ever seen.

Uncanny and unrelated; Probably.

Uncanny and unrelated; Probably.

Boing, boing machine demands belly rubs.

Boing, boing machine demands belly rubs.

Guess whooo?

Well worn knives.

Well worn knives.

The new local dog park checks out.

The new local dog park checks out.

If you want to steal the Lithuanian declaration of independence, you must challenge the man in the corner.

If you want to steal the Lithuanian declaration of independence, you must challenge the man in the corner.

Calm down, David; We believe in us.

Calm down, David; We believe in us.

Won’t somebody please think of the chicken?

Won’t somebody please think of the chicken?

Steven Spielberg chilling with Jaws. Roundabouts 1975.

Steven Spielberg chilling with Jaws. Roundabouts 1975.

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.

I guess I’m a vampire now…

I guess I’m a vampire now…

What a mogul!