that’s a big pill to swallow

keeping your plants alive is more important than getting stitches. everyone knows that

who is greg and what is he capable of?

the kinds of gifts that writers don’t approve of

walked into a bank to pick up checks might chop some wood later

helping to keep the pigs cool on a hot summer day

am i phobos the moon of mars?

boba fett is actually pinocchio

An ostrich pulled carriage being stopped by an officer in los angeles 1930

who wore it better?

You know you’re an elder millenial if…

was the gasp for fear of her husband’s safety or for the possible life insurance payout?

CSI: disneyland

don’t try calling the pawlice. there’s nothing you can do about it

a real puffin trying to mimic and fit in with a fake puffin on the east coast

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