it’s not a cheetah, it’s the cheetah’s emotional support dog

i am groot

there’s no escaping ragnaroth

oh god is that really what i sound like?

he won’t even help pay rent

this is so petty and i love it

weapon of choice – pickle

roomba butler

the perfect break up text response

looks like the lasagna finally fought back

just a quick fling. nothing serious

the slowest minute

a capybara is a rodent

chickenless wing – because i’m on a diet

would you butt stuff?

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