what do you name your pet thunderstorm?

the bird had a right to privacy

the bird had a right to privacy

was it worth the wait?

was it worth the wait?

marry her

holy crap

there’s a lot going on in this customer request

there’s a lot going on in this customer request

summer in portland

summer in portland

nothing in this world is louder than your father sneezing

nothing in this world is louder than your father sneezing

7th in the marathon but 1st place in my heart

7th in the marathon but 1st place in my heart

the final frontier

the final frontier

I’ve always wanted to go ludicrous speed

I’ve always wanted to go ludicrous speed

well, men, which did you choose? any wildcards out there?

well, men, which did you choose? any wildcards out there?

you can do it, max!

you can do it, max!

The euros didn’t go well for the Waynes… i mean the royal family

The euros didn’t go well for the Waynes… i mean the royal family

are they going to send the public city bus into space, though?

are they going to send the public city bus into space, though?

this is an actual prison in Denmark

this is an actual prison in Denmark