*drives to mcdonalds*

i prefer the fight of an orange. makes me earn its meat

i’m gonna go with yes

ostriches are mean

both eyes beautiful in their own way

seems like an upgrade to me

so fetch

i’ve become what i feared the most

future chopped champion

shower art

oh yeah!

super sized push-ups

you get nothing!

a real life video game

set sail in your dreams

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