you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

This is a brilliant grandpa move

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

When you gotta go, you gotta go

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone

a picture that perfectly represents what being told “i love you as friend” feels like

this is half true and shows just how much religion does play into american politics

24 then and now

i hope god’s dog is close to catching us

i wonder what was in the follow up telegram

the problem in this predicament is clearly a werewolf

the depths cat will go to get fed is the bottom of this pool

what concepts did you learn in high school that are now outdated?

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