You’re right, I’m not

You're right, I'm not

Good-bye forever, keys

Good-bye forever, keys

always have a deck on me for this exact reason

always have a deck on me for this exact reason

*anxiety sets in*

*anxiety sets in*

They will all be named after Lion King characters. all. of. them.

They will all be named after Lion King characters. all. of. them.

Spongebob just took a dark turn

Spongebob just took a dark turn

Never trust an animal dressed in a tuxedo

Never trust an animal dressed in a tuxedo

lol france

lol france

Take a guess, see what happens

Take a guess, see what happens

what about a taco shell of shame, next?

what about a taco shell of shame, next?

An apple a day

An apple a day

Terry is living the dream

Terry is living the dream

always listen to the magic 8 ball

always listen to the magic 8 ball

Excellent child logic

Excellent child logic

introvert level: expert

introvert level: expert
Using+only+a+palet+knife%2C+no+brushes.
Using only a palet knife, no brushes.
Stereotypes+are+bad%2C+and+you+should+feel+bad.
Stereotypes are bad, and you should feel bad.
Dat+itch.
Dat itch.
Left+my+Facebook+open+for+ten+minutes%21
Left my Facebook open for ten minutes!
Join the conversation
Knock+knock%21
Knock knock!
Hollywood%26%238217%3Bs+waning+creativity.
Hollywood’s waning creativity.
What+is+love%3F
What is love?
Ultra-realistic+pumpkin+carvings.
Ultra-realistic pumpkin carvings.
Cereal+guy+for+President%21
Cereal guy for President!
This%2C+is+a+physics+exam.
This, is a physics exam.
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+believe+I+exist.
I can’t believe I exist.
Celebrity+changes+over+time.
Celebrity changes over time.