we need to talk about your flair

Oh my gosh, what if?

That’s off-putting…

Your move, North Korea.

Freaking locker rooms…

Wishful thinking.

Poured glow-stick juice on my golf balls to keep track of them and accidentally created a mini universe.

The Lord of Mordor sees all.

Pain is relative.

What do you do for a living?

Bruce Lee

My neighbor has been stalking me…

I can’t breathe

We’re experiencing heavy snow…

Easily remove wine stains.

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