don’t check my twitter

don't check my twitter

chemistry jokes for dads 101

chemistry jokes for dads 101

30 is the new 13

30 is the new 13

Pitching this to Hollywood

Pitching this to Hollywood

ultimate power

ultimate power

only teaching it more curse words

only teaching it more curse words

…and give you a hug

...and give you a hug

What if I use bitcoin?

What if I use bitcoin?

worth the risk

worth the risk

does this swimsuit make me look fat?

does this swimsuit make me look fat?

i see a white light

i see a white light

gotta hydrate for spitting straight fire

gotta hydrate for spitting straight fire

Mid-life cat crisis

Mid-life cat crisis

god finds a way

god finds a way

You first. No, you, I insist!

You first. No, you, I insist!
mork+and+mandalorian
mork and mandalorian
hallmark+movie+logic
hallmark movie logic
appearing+under+mysterious+circumstances
appearing under mysterious circumstances
just+a+light+snack
just a light snack
Join the conversation
grass+powered+engines
grass powered engines
cheap+beer+connoisseur
cheap beer connoisseur
it%26%238217%3Bs+not+about+needs
it’s not about needs
some+tricks+never+get+old
some tricks never get old
eight
eight
there+is+only+one+option+in+this+scenario
there is only one option in this scenario
the+evolution+of+the+lego+police+officer+speaks+for+itself
the evolution of the lego police officer speaks for itself
were+rats+the+original+pirates%3F
were rats the original pirates?