would you like an egg in these trying times, god?

would you like an egg in these trying times, god?

giddy up!

giddy up!

mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”

mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said,

heeded

heeded

mine

mine

omg so often

omg so often

i’d be speeding too

i'd be speeding too

the smoke monster always finds me

the smoke monster always finds me

we were trained to be complete wrecks

we were trained to be complete wrecks

this doesn’t feel very safe

this doesn't feel very safe

labor crisis solved

labor crisis solved

delete that right now!

delete that right now!

no regrets

no regrets

he’s trapped in a house of his design

he's trapped in a house of his design

this is brilliant

this is brilliant
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