when art becomes real life…

that’s not your neighbor…

well, at least he didn’t grow a tail

red shirt gonna red shirt

i’d do the same thing, tbh

It’s not easy, but it’s not impossible, either

monster ain’t eating me today!

release the roomba!!!!

her precious

they won’t be able to mcresist me

i live my life with no regrets

a single jolly rancher in each pocket, obviously

This would be my response, too

Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?

that’s showbiz, baby!