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there was pineapple on it. that makes it healthy

runaway aesthetic
runaway aesthetic
pried pride
pried pride
paraprosdokian prose
paraprosdokian prose
*makes it insufferably difficult to understand in an effort to be clear*
*makes it insufferably difficult to understand in an effort to be clear*
just in case you need to know
just in case you need to know
plz lemme do errands in peace
plz lemme do errands in peace
10 Two-Sentence Horror Stories to Read
10 Two-Sentence Horror Stories to Read
the acrocalypse
the acrocalypse
what will they think of next
what will they think of next
take a chance on thee
take a chance on thee
dang you’re good
dang you’re good
confident catfurdant
confident catfurdant
i waste so much time
i waste so much time
hell in a [brain]cell
hell in a [brain]cell
somehow, sauron returned
somehow, sauron returned
God%2C+just+give+me+a+sign.
God, just give me a sign.
Meanwhile%2C+in+Minnesota%26%238230%3B
Meanwhile, in Minnesota…
As+a+gym+owner+this+time+of+year.
As a gym owner this time of year.
Chess+set+made+entirely+of+dead+mice.
Chess set made entirely of dead mice.
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I%26%238217%3Bm+nobody.
I’m nobody.
My+life+goal.
My life goal.
She+won+that+round%26%238230%3B
She won that round…
As+a+teacher%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+usually+terrified+of+going+to+the+mall+on+the+weekends.
As a teacher, I’m usually terrified of going to the mall on the weekends.
Cardinal+rules+for+life.
Cardinal rules for life.
When+people+ask+about+last+years+resolution%26%238230%3B
When people ask about last years resolution…
True+Facts+About+the+Owl.
True Facts About the Owl.
Do+the+words+mean+anything+these+days%3F
Do the words mean anything these days?