hold your friend

i just want to go to bed

negotiate how to get fire, more likely

Anyone got a wig they can spare?

just wait until he finds out about chili spaghetti

What is the name of this masterpiece?

the perfect response

the bird added a little salt there

with my fish

what matter is they end up in hell!

only in australia

well, this just got awkward

he’s taking this lie to the grave

best i can do is ‘x’

this is honestly helpful advice