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the best poem

what did you do jack?!?!?!?!
what did you do jack?!?!?!?!
you’ve already used that password
you’ve already used that password
sorry to bother you
sorry to bother you
there’s always one over dramatic cat in the bunch
there’s always one over dramatic cat in the bunch
does anyone object?
does anyone object?
slept through the apocalypse
slept through the apocalypse
arrest these two people
arrest these two people
her back must be ruined
her back must be ruined
it’s literally just fabric
it’s literally just fabric
um…….. the gills i think
um…….. the gills i think
what a rush
what a rush
he didn’t hunt sharks. he shot at them wildly to keep them away from his tuna catch
he didn’t hunt sharks. he shot at them wildly to keep them away from his tuna catch
the good times will come
the good times will come
never tried haggis. never want to try haggis
never tried haggis. never want to try haggis
this is ibs
this is ibs
snow+peeps
snow peeps
baby+gotta+eat
baby gotta eat
looks+like+one+is+eating+a+taco%2C+too
looks like one is eating a taco, too
third+times+the+charm
third times the charm
Join the conversation
clothes+for+drunk+people
clothes for drunk people
secret+bunny+meeting
secret bunny meeting
add+some+new%2Fold+words+to+your+repertoire
add some new/old words to your repertoire
and+he+was+sentenced+thusly
and he was sentenced thusly
english%2C+amirite%3F
english, amirite?
sleep+with+the+lights+on
sleep with the lights on
proud+dad
proud dad
godzilla+has+awakened
godzilla has awakened