It’s for sure aliens.

The trumpet, which is a sort of loud pretzel…

From the foothills of Nix Olympica…

different strokes, etc.

Anti-catholic iced cream tastes better, IMO.

Airlines hate service horsies…

I’m trying my best, madre.

Consent is randy, baby.

Russian gangsters get cooler tombstones than you.

Roger, you ignorant slut…

Chicken breasts from alliexpress 5-stars!

And I took that personally.

Isabelle, professional burg[er]lar

Caterpillar are the original 3D printers.

Everybody loves a clown, circus 1994