Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs 'digest' the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

I didn't know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

did he do it?

did he do it?

that’s a loaded question

that's a loaded question

And you give that subtle approving head nod

And you give that subtle approving head nod

wasted gems

wasted gems

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

wow. that's hard to read. am i drunk?

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

the dog barked 'shotgun' first

the math adds up

the math adds up

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

Funny, that's my rap name, too

trojan pigeon

trojan pigeon

no wonder i feel guilty about everything

no wonder i feel guilty about everything

beyond offensive

beyond offensive
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