Ciao, boo.

Ciao, boo.

Let them switch lanes.

Let them switch lanes.

Duct Tales

Duct Tales

Lorde give us the luck, please.

Lorde give us the luck, please.

The concerning amount of bite marks on IKEA display apples…

The concerning amount of bite marks on IKEA display apples...

The many elevations of the United States of America.

The many elevations of the United States of America.

Good luck out there…?

Good luck out there...?

Thanks, I hate good nights.

Thanks, I hate good nights.

Come as you are… lil’ root.

Come as you are... lil' root.

Bob Barker approves of this message.

Bob Barker approves of this message.

Met a storm chaser today…

Met a storm chaser today...

Study the cone.

Study the cone.

This is cat.

This is cat.

The Barnacle Collector

The Barnacle Collector

Unexpected angles.

Unexpected angles.
Kitty+kisses+are+the+best.
Kitty kisses are the best.
Full+page+ad+in+the+Washington+Post.+The+world+is+a+weird+place+right+now.
Full page ad in the Washington Post. The world is a weird place right now.
Chalk+this+one+up+to+mail+privilege.
Chalk this one up to mail privilege.
%26%238230%3BThe+laughter+of+a+man+who+knows+the+funniest+joke+in+the+world.
…The laughter of a man who knows the funniest joke in the world.
Join the conversation
Teach+them+young.
Teach them young.
Be+nice+and+eat+cookie.
Be nice and eat cookie.
I%26%238217%3Bve+never+wanted+to+visit+the+DPRK+so+bad%26%238230%3B
I’ve never wanted to visit the DPRK so bad…
Sometimes+I+have+this+conversation+with+myself
Sometimes I have this conversation with myself
Couldn%26%238217%3Bt+figure+out+why+my+wife+was+in+such+a+good+mood+after+an+argument
Couldn’t figure out why my wife was in such a good mood after an argument
God+save+the+Queen
God save the Queen
If+only+Dr.+Seuss+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+racist%2C+this+would+be+beautiful.
If only Dr. Seuss wasn’t racist, this would be beautiful.
Oktoberfest+is+among+us.
Oktoberfest is among us.