this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

send dudes, not nudes

classic carrie bradshaw

what every kid wants for christmas

time to cry!

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

did he do it?

that’s a loaded question

And you give that subtle approving head nod

wasted gems

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

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