Mermaid cosplay is pretty magical.

Mermaid cosplay is pretty magical.

A vending machine whom serves slices of cake. God bless them, every one.

A vending machine whom serves slices of cake. God bless them, every one.

Boom putty.

Boom putty.

why you always trippin’?

why you always trippin'?

Save some for the rest of us!

Save some for the rest of us!

Do you want to live forever?

Do you want to live forever?

Tom Felton, generally.

Tom Felton, generally.

Not great, really.

Not great, really.

Professor Nostradamus

Professor Nostradamus

‘˜Twas a loveless sammich.

'˜Twas a loveless sammich.

Know your role, jabronie.

Know your role, jabronie.

Too soon…

Too soon...

Just write me a letter, please.

Just write me a letter, please.

2021 vibes

2021 vibes

Can’t be too careful.

Can't be too careful.
phrasing+matters
phrasing matters
fine%2C+i%26%238217%3Bll+do+it+myself%21
fine, i’ll do it myself!
the+church+of+cheese+is+the+only+church+you+could+convince+me+to+attend
the church of cheese is the only church you could convince me to attend
i%26%238217%3Bll+be+your+dungeon+master+if+you%26%238217%3Bll+be+my+paladin
i’ll be your dungeon master if you’ll be my paladin
Join the conversation
we%26%238217%3Bre+all+playing+checkers+while+this+bloke+from+the+17th+century+was+playing+chess
we’re all playing checkers while this bloke from the 17th century was playing chess
How+could+someone+be+so+cruel
How could someone be so cruel
there%26%238217%3Bs+a+very+limited+window+between+an+omelet+and+scrambled+eggs
there’s a very limited window between an omelet and scrambled eggs
only+after+having+a+really+stressful+monday%2C+so+52+weeks+out+of+the+year.+rough+estimate
only after having a really stressful monday, so 52 weeks out of the year. rough estimate
it+happens+to+the+best+of+us+%26%238216%3Blil+dude.
it happens to the best of us ‘lil dude.
houses+have+layers+like+onions
houses have layers like onions
you+should+have+just+bought+snacks%21
you should have just bought snacks!
it%26%238217%3Bs+the+only+way+to+make+the+calls+stop
it’s the only way to make the calls stop