introvert level: expert

introvert level: expert

rookie mistake

rookie mistake

What a weird job to lie about having

What a weird job to lie about having

gotta take it easy on the lies

gotta take it easy on the lies

Take a leap of faith

Take a leap of faith

How did he even get hired?

How did he even get hired?

when TV listing go rogue

when TV listing go rogue

No one can stop us!

No one can stop us!

and now I’m wide awake. great…

and now I'm wide awake. great...

That was unexpected

That was unexpected

this is why i love bread so much

this is why i love bread so much

Let’s avocuddle, sometime

Let's avocuddle, sometime

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

What is a

soory not soory

soory not soory

… with a louisville slugger

... with a louisville slugger
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