her precious

they won’t be able to mcresist me

i live my life with no regrets

a single jolly rancher in each pocket, obviously

This would be my response, too

Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?

that’s showbiz, baby!

Harry got underpaid. Welcome to the working world, harry. lol

miracle dog

and now so do i

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

you know the move

more stores need this on display

this joke is horseshit

you almost sunk my battleship

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