You sit on an ant hill of lies!

You sit on an ant hill of lies!

Preset eviction date included with stay!

Preset eviction date included with stay!

Optimism could be a factor in longevity.

Optimism could be a factor in longevity.

The gato is easily pleased.

The gato is easily pleased.

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Alas. The late Stephen Hawking.

Alas. The late Stephen Hawking.

Right you are!

Right you are!

Give us a kiss, won’t you?

Give us a kiss, won't you?

Some fish come with flame throwers installed.

Some fish come with flame throwers installed.

On my way, home boy.

On my way, home boy.

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!

I should have knocked. – Dads, eventually.

I should have knocked. - Dads, eventually.

Let her unhinge some jaws, is what I always say.

Let her unhinge some jaws, is what I always say.

For the four eyed ones.

For the four eyed ones.

The Zodiac strikes again…

The Zodiac strikes again...

Do you know me at all?

Do you know me at all?
I+have+a+bad+feeling+whenever+a+lesbian+looks+at+me%26%238230%3B
I have a bad feeling whenever a lesbian looks at me…
21st+century+parenting.
21st century parenting.
Seinhead.
Seinhead.
Canadian+fun+fact
Canadian fun fact
Join the conversation
My+grandfather+borrowed+my+computer+today.
My grandfather borrowed my computer today.
Long+ago+we+were+much+simpler+organisms%26%238230%3B
Long ago we were much simpler organisms…
Electricity+explained.
Electricity explained.
Take+advantage+of+this+great+weather%21
Take advantage of this great weather!
SO+pure%2C+so+fresh%26%238230%3B
SO pure, so fresh…
Just+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+low-tech+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+mean+it%26%238217%3Bs+not+cool.
Just because it’s low-tech doesn’t mean it’s not cool.
Collecting+my+thoughts.
Collecting my thoughts.
House+with+rock+solid+walls.
House with rock solid walls.