Friggan turtles anyway, amiright?

Friggan turtles anyway, amiright?

Classify ALL the space debris!

Classify ALL the space debris!

They’ve gone too far…

They've gone too far...

henlo good morning.

henlo good morning.

Frendship, an origin story.

Frendship, an origin story.

You sit on an ant hill of lies!

You sit on an ant hill of lies!

Preset eviction date included with stay!

Preset eviction date included with stay!

Optimism could be a factor in longevity.

Optimism could be a factor in longevity.

The gato is easily pleased.

The gato is easily pleased.

via thelittleworldofliz.com

Alas. The late Stephen Hawking.

Alas. The late Stephen Hawking.

Right you are!

Right you are!

Give us a kiss, won’t you?

Give us a kiss, won't you?

Some fish come with flame throwers installed.

Some fish come with flame throwers installed.

On my way, home boy.

On my way, home boy.

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
You+just+need+to+squint
You just need to squint
When+your+kids+does+you+a+solid
When your kids does you a solid
don%26%238217%3Bt+ask+for+red+wine
don’t ask for red wine
What+part+of+the+chicken+is+the+ring%3F
What part of the chicken is the ring?
Join the conversation
he+made+sure+mom+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+watching%2C+first
he made sure mom wasn’t watching, first
Marriage+is+war
Marriage is war
Remember+when+I+had+the+high+ground%3F
Remember when I had the high ground?
Mcdonald%26%238217%3Bs+motorcyles+coming+soon
Mcdonald’s motorcyles coming soon
%2AGrabs+red+ranger+mask+from+closet%2A
*Grabs red ranger mask from closet*
It%26%238217%3Bs+the+haircut+that+gives+them+away
It’s the haircut that gives them away
this+behavior+would+be+normal+at+3+am
this behavior would be normal at 3 am
choose+wisely
choose wisely