My bottom heart beats for you.

My bottom heart beats for you.

And we almost got away with it, too

And we almost got away with it, too

You must always keep the goat afloat.

You must always keep the goat afloat.

What’s the wurst that could happen?

What's the wurst that could happen?

The Harvest Mouse

The Harvest Mouse

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Christmas morning is gonna be lit.

Christmas morning is gonna be lit.

Checks out!

Checks out!

45 minutes is relative.

45 minutes is relative.

Get this lady a forklift.

Get this lady a forklift.

Mean Girls reboot.

Mean Girls reboot.

May the Force be with them.

May the Force be with them.

This reads like a parks and rec episode…

This reads like a parks and rec episode...

Crocodile Dundy meeting the Queen, circa 1985.

Crocodile Dundy meeting the Queen, circa 1985.

The meatball of friendship.

The meatball of friendship.

Friggan turtles anyway, amiright?

Friggan turtles anyway, amiright?
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