it ain’t easy to keep it all inside

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

if pixar made godzilla vs kong. would you watch?

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

Have you tried burying yourself under as much lavender as possible?

oh no is an understatement

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company