*grabs industrial strength Nair*

Honestly, who throws a cat?

*dance the dance of your ancient peoples*

Elmo need a tickle?

Cowboys like us.

Ban teleprompters!

My posterity will not forget this generosity…

People called Brad have it easy.

Gets me every time…

The vampires are doing science.

👁️👄👁️ tell me I’m beautiful.

You literally can make that up, Joey.

She mad.

There’s a memorial sitting on the Moon for every astronaut who died in the pursuit of space exploration, including Russian Cosmonauts, allegedly.

The child is a got dam gymnast.