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i’m ‘shocked’ it was abandoned

i'm 'shocked' it was abandoned
Coke phone.
Coke phone.
My family may be trying to tell me something…
My family may be trying to tell me something…
Dear Google
Dear Google
Excuse me, ladies.
Excuse me, ladies.
Best of friends.
Best of friends.
This is why I don’t take pics of my food.
This is why I don’t take pics of my food.
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
Goat to cow, come in cow.
Goat to cow, come in cow.
Beef, cheese, bacon, Argentinian chorizo, onions.
Beef, cheese, bacon, Argentinian chorizo, onions.
I need to stop objectifying women.
I need to stop objectifying women.
Meeting up at high school reunions…
Meeting up at high school reunions…
Brad Pitt lowers his standards.
Brad Pitt lowers his standards.
Every time I go to see Grandma
Every time I go to see Grandma
Hidden Beach!
Hidden Beach!
You might be a nerd…
You might be a nerd…
The+NHL+has+a+sense+of+humour%2C+allegedly.
The NHL has a sense of humour, allegedly.
The+one+that+got+away%26%238230%3B
The one that got away…
Sincerely%2C+Vlad%26%238230%3B
Sincerely, Vlad…
That+officer+was+a+real+cock%26%238230%3B
That officer was a real cock…
Join the conversation
Good+luck+out+there.
Good luck out there.
oui+oui%2C+we+must+inflict+the+tasty+pain.
oui oui, we must inflict the tasty pain.
Viking+weddings+are+almost+as+lit+as+their+funerals.
Viking weddings are almost as lit as their funerals.
Ahh+yes%26%238230%3B+the+duke+of+Calves.
Ahh yes… the duke of Calves.
the+gato+shall+lie+down+with+the+turtleboy%26%238230%3B
the gato shall lie down with the turtleboy…
Splish+splash+mixing+potions+in+the+bath%26%238230%3B
Splish splash mixing potions in the bath…
And+now%26%238230%3B+WE+DANCE
And now… WE DANCE
%2Abites+apple%2A
*bites apple*