news to sink your teeth into

got me hooked

feeling spritely

whisker risker

wanting to leaf

putting the problem to bed

professional slacker

calendurr

rome-ing around

fry-ddy mercury

groan up

dr. poo

exist-tense

man, that /sucks/

self help

Son%2C+where+art+thou%3F
Son, where art thou?
Dear+Michael
Dear Michael
Goat+seeking+trampoline+for+romp+of+a+lifetime.
Goat seeking trampoline for romp of a lifetime.
I+was+asked+to+leave%26%238230%3B
I was asked to leave…
Join the conversation
Yeah+that+works+great+actually%26%238230%3B
Yeah that works great actually…
If+I%26%238217%3Bm+being+honest+with+myself%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+not+going+to+happen%26%238230%3B
If I’m being honest with myself, it’s not going to happen…
I%26%238217%3Bm+no+longer+the+idiot%21
I’m no longer the idiot!
Baby%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+cold+outside%26%238230%3B
Baby, it’s cold outside…
My+dad+works+with+Ted+Cruz%26%238230%3B
My dad works with Ted Cruz…
%C3%A2%C5%A1%C2%A0%C3%AF%C2%B8%C2%8F+WARNING+%26%238211%3B+This+is+important+%C3%A2%C5%A1%C2%A0%C3%AF%C2%B8%C2%8F
⚠️ WARNING – This is important ⚠️
Buy+your+kid+a+soda.
Buy your kid a soda.
Mom+of+the+year%2C+circa+1985.
Mom of the year, circa 1985.