Owls need their beauty sleep!

Wasn’t ready for Coachella in traffic

“I fear stairs, not clowns.”

“The meat didn’t load, babe. Lag.”

Disco in the back, legend in front

Alarm rang. So did the microwave.

Wood you believe I’m this powerful?

heavy meow-chinery

step 4: Pray someone else finishes it

“You’re wrong, but passionately confident”

“This root canal hit my soul”

“Change? I don’t even rotate”

Renaissance chic meets modern frustration

This dam’s got a monster shine

Darwin didn’t predict the blorb phase

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