better to be baked than cooked

I’m kinda both rn

what a comic

nightclubbing would have a different meaning

showered in emotions

corri and…er….?

ducks in a row

death noted

ring out!

high ground, low blow

going, going, gone

finder’s creepers

find out this one simple trick to healthy relationships!

pizza feetza

a humerus joke

I%26%238217%3Bm+no+longer+the+idiot%21
I’m no longer the idiot!
Goat+seeking+trampoline+for+romp+of+a+lifetime.
Goat seeking trampoline for romp of a lifetime.
%C3%A2%C5%A1%C2%A0%C3%AF%C2%B8%C2%8F+WARNING+%26%238211%3B+This+is+important+%C3%A2%C5%A1%C2%A0%C3%AF%C2%B8%C2%8F
⚠️ WARNING – This is important ⚠️
Mom+of+the+year%2C+circa+1985.
Mom of the year, circa 1985.
Join the conversation
My+dad+works+with+Ted+Cruz%26%238230%3B
My dad works with Ted Cruz…
OK+John+if+that%26%238217%3Bs+the+game+you+want+to+play%26%238230%3B
OK John if that’s the game you want to play…
Welcome+home.
Welcome home.
You%26%238217%3Bve+all+been+notified.
You’ve all been notified.
Every+time%2C+all+the+time.
Every time, all the time.
Nice+work+Johnny+boy.
Nice work Johnny boy.
The+hops+are+insufficient.
The hops are insufficient.
Buy+your+kid+a+soda.
Buy your kid a soda.