Ego-nometry: calculating your place in the galaxy

Ruff justice.

when you swing into another realm

deep sea philosopher vs. spicy little bean

born before memes, still vibin

running Excel like it’s Skyrim

not me? classic main character energy

we walked, twerked, then moonwalked

Delivering Heavy Landmarks

no thoughts, just happy slime

“oh no, it’s fine, I just milked the goat and built a bread oven”

she thought ‘close enough’ and left

“i’m emotionally prepared to marry a pixel now”

genie: technically, i wasn’t wrong

heatstroke? not on my ranch

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