“press 1 for treats, 2 for belly rubs”

i forgot what i forgot

they named it on their lunch break

wind: nature’s stylist… with no license

“them ankles look seasoned”

runs on lettuce and ambition

“if it’s important, they’ll email”

100% good boy

not all heroes wear shirts

I lose my favorite Tupperware lid… you still lose your AirPods.

hunger… my oldest companion returns

they came to cast and strut

if it fits, it tricks

i asked for volume, not vengeance

joyball

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