Captain Native America

Captain Native America

Thar’s a hand up thar!

Thar's a hand up thar!

Cooler than you will ever bee.

Cooler than you will ever bee.

I can’t believe you’ve done this…

I can't believe you've done this...

You had me at yeehaw.

You had me at yeehaw.

Goodbye my love.

Goodbye my love.

Sale as old as time.

Sale as old as time.

You’re an egg, Bruce.

You're an egg, Bruce.

Trust farts are a bad combo.

Trust farts are a bad combo.

The Moon if it were the same distance away as the ISS.

The Moon if it were the same distance away as the ISS.

You’ve earned a spot of mischief…

You've earned a spot of mischief...

You aren’t eligible for that option.

You aren't eligible for that option.

This is, all I do.

This is, all I do.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes…

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes...

Well, yes, Barbara…

Well, yes, Barbara...
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