straight outta national geographic

diagnosis: broke

even her phone confused

history books skipped this boss fight

don’t mock the rock

$1.25M per minute… goals

caffeine was our only co-author

license to krill

just another tuesday in gotham

visited ikea. never escaped

emotionally grounded

this paw holds the secrets of the universe

cluck me? no sir, cluck you

vision set to ‘hope and guess’

he blocks, he spins, he cares

why+not+both
why not both
prophetic+loopholes+for+writing
prophetic loopholes for writing
remember+to+apply+your+poison+properly
remember to apply your poison properly
uh+oh+ho+oh
uh oh ho oh
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chad+english+teacher
chad english teacher
oh+great%2C+i+didn%26%238217%3Bt+unalive+in+my+sleep
oh great, i didn’t unalive in my sleep
10+Turtle+Memes+to+Slowly+Enjoy
10 Turtle Memes to Slowly Enjoy
who+would+win%3A+one+blind+lawyer+or+six+armed+danger+goons+using+nightvision+in+bright+light%3F
who would win: one blind lawyer or six armed danger goons using nightvision in bright light?
good+ol%26%238217%3B+late+highschool%2Fearly+college+days
good ol’ late highschool/early college days
you+can+butter+my+sweet+corn
you can butter my sweet corn
the+american+weakness
the american weakness
plz+tell+me%2C+I+forgot+the+login+to+my+chrome
plz tell me, I forgot the login to my chrome