eggstraterrestrial life confirmed

Hydrate, ye crusty knave

will reply when reality loads

jingle jaws

no take-backs. only flashbacks.

this is what happens when HR runs a town

my inner child just sat up and clapped

Second breakfast, first blood

★☆☆☆☆: would not relive

That delivery guy has seen things.

somewhere between Batcave and buffet

congrats! you’ve won a micro-vacation!

folgers in the brain fog

recruitment ritual for Bird Society

100% sure I need an adultier adult

Perspective+in+space.
Perspective in space.
Jingle+Bells
Jingle Bells
Camping+above+the+clouds.
Camping above the clouds.
Going+back+to+work+after+the+holidays.
Going back to work after the holidays.
Join the conversation
Dad%3F
Dad?
OMG%2C+all+praises+to+the+warmth+god%21
OMG, all praises to the warmth god!
Wise+words
Wise words
I+think+you%26%238217%3Bre+suffering+from+a+lack+of+vitamin+me%26%238230%3B
I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me…
Dear+Abby
Dear Abby
High+school+crush.
High school crush.
Trolling+a+squirrel.
Trolling a squirrel.
Voldemorts+father.
Voldemorts father.