recruitment ritual for Bird Society

100% sure I need an adultier adult

none shall paws

love at first freight

Bite vs. spite

Lord Fluffington, destroyer of vacuums

Get paid for knowing things you shouldn’t admit publicly

me vibing, then boom! …survival

Meow-cula…eternally unimpressed!

Man with strong jungle vibes

Some people paint, some dance…

paint companies are still trying to match it

Jurassic gel: strong enough to survive the Ice Age

Float through existence

my blood type is now marinara!

Email+is+the+future
Email is the future
Sea+sapphire+is+the+active+ingredient+in+invisibility+cloaks
Sea sapphire is the active ingredient in invisibility cloaks
They+call+him+Mr.+Opportunity
They call him Mr. Opportunity
Totally+not+in+love.+Just+acting.+OK+FOLKS%3F
Totally not in love. Just acting. OK FOLKS?
Join the conversation
The+80%26%238217%3Bs+were+a+great+time+to+be+alive.
The 80’s were a great time to be alive.
Snowglobes+are+gonna+burn+the+building%26%238230%3B
Snowglobes are gonna burn the building…
Forever+Unsubscribed
Forever Unsubscribed
Can%26%238217%3Bt+tell+if+trolling%2C+or%26%238230%3B
Can’t tell if trolling, or…
The+North+and+the+South+shall+rise+and+take+good+care.
The North and the South shall rise and take good care.
Adult+J-E-L-L-O
Adult J-E-L-L-O
There+is+a+store+in+Amsterdam+which+specializes+in+Rubber+Duckies
There is a store in Amsterdam which specializes in Rubber Duckies
We+got+no+troubles%2C+life+is+the+bubbles.
We got no troubles, life is the bubbles.