nerdy n flirty

alternate universe girlfriend

eur delusional

burn it with holy fire

feline like something fun

joint venture

thanks, jimmy

lightbulb moment

perfect passive punishments

commu-negation

everything in its proper setting

ownzone layer

roomba for improvement

tiger talk

man’s (secret) best friend

introvert+shaming
introvert shaming
a+contributing+factor+for+sure
a contributing factor for sure
we+spent+so+much+time+preparing+for+the+zombie+apocalypse+we+never+considered+other+options%26%238230%3B
we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…
happy+lump
happy lump
Join the conversation
there%26%238217%3Bs+no+way+a+home+made+this+soup
there’s no way a home made this soup
ode+de+febreeze
ode de febreeze
it+has+stories+to+tell
it has stories to tell
Waste+time+with+the+fallout+of+amtrak+tweeting+%26%238220%3Btrains%26%238221%3B+with+these+one+word+repsonses
Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses
rude+broccoli
rude broccoli
take+no+prisoners
take no prisoners
don%26%238217%3Bt+give+me+a+reason+and+i+won%26%238217%3Bt+get+mad
don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad
i+live+at+the+zoo+now
i live at the zoo now