half human, half rotisserie chicken

taxonomist by day, punster by trait

she’s full of lies and nuggets

give me mars!

left with depression and cat gifs

smells like genius… and melted wire

90% chance of flying bins

root cause? me. always me.

momming: the ultimate sea-soned sport

instant lava simulator

anxiety’s finally paying the bills

Criminal Nicknametics

cat-puccino

interstellar, but also very useful

Valhalla’s first carton crusader

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