*gets chlamydia…*

*gets chlamydia...*

Texas aquarium shows a sloth to the dolphins.

Texas aquarium shows a sloth to the dolphins.

So long and thanks for all the fish…

This man sells.

This man sells.

It’s Britney, bitch.

It's Britney, bitch.

9/11 only killed 3,000 people, so…

9/11 only killed 3,000 people, so...

The things we put up with for silence.

The things we put up with for silence.

When wearing a face mask for extended periods of time. Sew a button to a headband to keep from destroying your ears. Pass it on.

When wearing a face mask for extended periods of time. Sew a button to a headband to keep from destroying your ears. Pass it on.

Grapefruits are called grapefruits because they grow in clusters like grapes…

Grapefruits are called grapefruits because they grow in clusters like grapes...

Bubble warfare!

Bubble warfare!

Beware the tit.

Beware the tit.

The Big Bang Theory did it first?

The Big Bang Theory did it first?

No back out at checkout, Madre.

No back out at checkout, Madre.

Ashlyn is being a reasonable human right now.

Ashlyn is being a reasonable human right now.

PSA: Not every person has your best interest in mind right now.

Amen, then…

Amen, then...
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