I will burn the building…

I will burn the building...I will burn the building...

Time to forget Goodwill

Time to forget Goodwill

My favorite kind of interaction.

My favorite kind of interaction.

Give a dog a bone…

Give a dog a bone...

The problem with emotional support cats…

The problem with emotional support cats...

Sprite b[ad].

Sprite b[ad].

Our girlfriend, partner.

Our girlfriend, partner.

IT’S A TRAP!

IT'S A TRAP!

What a tasty roast…

What a tasty roast...

The family tumbleweed…

The family tumbleweed...

These are not the coffins you’re looking for…

These are not the coffins you're looking for...

I would watch this Disney movie.

I would watch this Disney movie.

You wouldn’t steal a dress..

You wouldn't steal a dress..

Four shades of gray.

Four shades of gray.

How are these people in positions of power?

How are these people in positions of power?
his+army+of+turtles
his army of turtles
wrong+equation%2C+right+answer
wrong equation, right answer
peak+masculinity+is+naval+supremacy
peak masculinity is naval supremacy
time+for+a+lot+of+people+to+pay+up
time for a lot of people to pay up
Join the conversation
oh+wow
oh wow
two+weeks+to+get+paid+to+nap
two weeks to get paid to nap
is+she+angry+at+me%3F+Must+tread+lightly
is she angry at me? Must tread lightly
he%26%238217%3Bs+handsome+when+he+smiles
he’s handsome when he smiles
i%26%238217%3Bm+not+being+followed.+It+was+just+me+all+along
i’m not being followed. It was just me all along
it+was+worth+a+try
it was worth a try
Ms.+Frizzle+hit+the+curb
Ms. Frizzle hit the curb
20+years+for+laurence+fishburne.+zero+for+keanu
20 years for laurence fishburne. zero for keanu