Periodic table showing the cosmic origin of each element.

Periodic table showing the cosmic origin of each element.

He’s got my vote, 2020.

He's got my vote, 2020.

Something something box of chocolates…

Something something box of chocolates...

Baby Yoda cat gets rescued off the street, immediately bleps.

Baby Yoda cat gets rescued off the street, immediately bleps.

Conservative radio hosts seem nice…

Conservative radio hosts seem nice...

It’s possible that you are the reason I am so happy.

It's possible that you are the reason I am so happy.

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Pope water is more refreshing.

Pope water is more refreshing.

Never taunt a giraffe, basically.

Never taunt a giraffe, basically.

Just before, and one year after leaving the Amish lif.

Just before, and one year after leaving the Amish lif.

Pets can be pests, too.

Pets can be pests, too.

Friends pay off.

Friends pay off.

*creating life noises*

*creating life noises*

*sniffles* the flu can kill me now…

*sniffles* the flu can kill me now...

When millenials get jobs…

When millenials get jobs...

Be[e]cause she can.

Be[e]cause she can.
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