A Spider’s interpretation of the Eiffel Tower.

I think we should see other people… – Cat, probably.

Stop hoarding the bucket…

Not the most economical death…

You’ve just been served [relevant ads to your interests…]

I accept this challenge and look forward to my eventual demise.

BMW pulled a sneaky one on all* of us.

GIVE HIM EVERY ATTENTION YOU HAVE

The very first albino panda found wandering in a Chinese forest.

You can call me Mr. T.

You can call me Mr. T.

Remember to recharge the ones you love.

Smells like vengeance and petunia’s.

Clap for yourself, even if nobody else will.

The toilet paper on all regular employee floors versus the one floor of executive offices.

All the beautiful people.