Marie, simmer.

Marie, simmer.

Some say he runs with the bears.

Some say he runs with the bears.

The softest gargoyle…

The softest gargoyle…

There were some explorer’s. Were.

There were some explorer’s. Were.

Flights around the world, dodging Iran.

Flights around the world, dodging Iran.

Pump, pump it up…

Pump, pump it up…

I… was not expecting that.

I… was not expecting that.

I need the 110 version, please.

I need the 110 version, please.

When you’re the only one at the office who doesn’t get the flu…

When you’re the only one at the office who doesn’t get the flu…

A reconstruction of Julius Caesar taken from his bust at the Vatican.

A reconstruction of Julius Caesar taken from his bust at the Vatican.

Only remove a few bugs…

Only remove a few bugs…

Let them grow.

The groun is cold, papi. – Cat probably.

The groun is cold, papi. – Cat probably.

PSA: Planting trees in square holes helps them grow stronger and faster, apparently.

PSA: Planting trees in square holes helps them grow stronger and faster, apparently.

I wonder how much they paid Cher, circa 1977.

I wonder how much they paid Cher, circa 1977.

He wanted to ride a unicorn before his brain surgery… #makeithappencapn

He wanted to ride a unicorn before his brain surgery… #makeithappencapn