the certificate didn’t pass his obedience test

acting like i cheated on it

FB: show me the pawsport

walmart seafood: now with superpowers

internal snowstorm forecast

strawcello

kids’ time dilation simulator

crown jewels: peace and quiet

live laugh leave

sound of power: clop clop clop

me thinking i look mysterious…

alert: john left his phone upstairs

Beak to Beak

the fog has arrived, your chariot awaits

gossip gallop

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