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Gonna need you to calm right down, ma’am.

Gonna need you to calm right down, ma’am.

Rice crispies are meant to be eaten.

Rice crispies are meant to be eaten.

Magnetic resonance image showing a mother and child’s bond. The image is of neuroscientist Rebecca Saxe kissing her two month old son.

Magnetic resonance image showing a mother and child’s bond. The image is of neuroscientist Rebecca Saxe kissing her two month old son.

You can’t even begin to handle this board of fruits.

You can’t even begin to handle this board of fruits.

B O L T all day.

B O L T all day.

The vehicle acquisition dept. sucks, basically.

The vehicle acquisition dept. sucks, basically.

Ohhh she must not speak English, probably.

Ohhh she must not speak English, probably.

Hayden Christensen applying the Sith Eyes.

Hayden Christensen applying the Sith Eyes.

Prisoner at Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary couldn’t evade the law even with that cute lil hat, circa 1900s.

Prisoner at Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary couldn’t evade the law even with that cute lil hat, circa 1900s.

RiP In Peace, oh Danny Boy.

RiP In Peace, oh Danny Boy.

Can the Bronze Age survive this?

Can the Bronze Age survive this?

WAIT A MINUTE!

You are not touching the wassermelone, savvy?

You are not touching the wassermelone, savvy?

Dad reviews daughters test kitchen.

Dad reviews daughters test kitchen.

I can’t wait to learn how this is a democratic hoax in 240 characters or less.

I can’t wait to learn how this is a democratic hoax in 240 characters or less.