How many fonts does it take to lock a door?

you jog, I log off

slay calm and carry spoon

Smile Like Nobody’s Drilling

Hidden Messages in IKEA Manuals

Bite-sized portions

300% sass protection

Things escalated centi-mentally

my spine knows every street scar

this grew in confusion

Even ghosts fear waking her

confidence: legendary, stats: tragic

outer space, inner rage

Sunday wholesome memes (8 June)

sleeve up, jaw down

giraphic+consequences
giraphic consequences
just+a+silly+lil%26%238217%3B+guy
just a silly lil’ guy
don%26%238217%3Bt+be+a+kissing+assignment
don’t be a kissing assignment
it%26%238217%3Bs+all+perspective
it’s all perspective
Join the conversation
10+Shower+Thoughts+to+Rinse+your+Brain
10 Shower Thoughts to Rinse your Brain
lord+of+the+kings
lord of the kings
the+meming+of+life
the meming of life
i+just+want+%244+cheese+blocks%26%238230%3B
i just want $4 cheese blocks…
toying+with+dog+owners
toying with dog owners
lucky+bucky
lucky bucky
oh+the+humanity
oh the humanity
A+plague-erism
A plague-erism