online: alpha, offline: alphabet soup

pen*s loyalty: now in travel size

“guess who’s extinct”

mute but mentally correcting everyone

et tu, bruh?

pure cinnamon roll energy

klimt didn’t paint, he planted

these vibes suck…in a good way!

baby force to boomer flow

professor X-tra tired

update: alchemy now illegal

“seatbelts everyone… it’s colon time”

deep thoughts, deeper fryer

“Defrost Me If You Dare”

too empty to empathize

10+Weird+and+Crazy+Vending+Machines+for%26%238230%3BConvenience%26%238230%3B%3F
10 Weird and Crazy Vending Machines for…Convenience…?
prophetic+loopholes+for+writing
prophetic loopholes for writing
the+banana+man-a
the banana man-a
the+cranium+gymnasium
the cranium gymnasium
Join the conversation
man%2C+kermit+the+frog%26%238217%3Bs+wikipedia+page+is+crazy
man, kermit the frog’s wikipedia page is crazy
choose+thigh-sely
choose thigh-sely
the+american+weakness
the american weakness
either+good+mental+health+or+poor%26%238230%3B
either good mental health or poor…
uh+oh+ho+oh
uh oh ho oh
10am+is+basically+6pm+when+you+think+about+it
10am is basically 6pm when you think about it
such+a+pleasing+sound+tbf
such a pleasing sound tbf
10+Turtle+Memes+to+Slowly+Enjoy
10 Turtle Memes to Slowly Enjoy