brain: let’s ruin the vibe

customer support just blew me away

caught on a date with ratatouille

i didn’t choose this dialogue life

love you to the bone

holiday calories don’t count allegedly

long-term relationship with water

he walked so delilah could ride

crunchy king

u stole my heart, pls return in good condition

the two towers of toilet paper

toasted quote

absorb the lies

sometimes the bravest drop is saying no

cheeky seafood

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