carpooling with vocab

plumbing adventures

arachnophobia talk show

now it’s piggy’s

love at first snore

T. rex on a plate

trust the trash guide

swanicorn in disguise

heater is my coworker

beast mode mentor

certified noise, no apologies

bark spark

web sitter

press jaws

daditude altitude

we+spent+so+much+time+preparing+for+the+zombie+apocalypse+we+never+considered+other+options%26%238230%3B
we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…
money+on+gandalf
money on gandalf
Waste+time+with+the+fallout+of+amtrak+tweeting+%26%238220%3Btrains%26%238221%3B+with+these+one+word+repsonses
Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses
don%26%238217%3Bt+give+me+a+reason+and+i+won%26%238217%3Bt+get+mad
don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad
Join the conversation
take+no+prisoners
take no prisoners
they+were+meant+for+each+other
they were meant for each other
forever+young
forever young
flipping+the+pick+up+line+script
flipping the pick up line script
these+crocheted+dolls+will+definitely+murder+you+in+your+sleep
these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep
would+you+like+a+parmesan+wheel+with+your+meal%3F
would you like a parmesan wheel with your meal?
happy+lump
happy lump
it%26%238217%3Bs+fine%2C+he%26%238217%3Bs+fine+%26%238211%3B+just+don%26%238217%3Bt+look+at+his+forearm
it’s fine, he’s fine – just don’t look at his forearm