You’ll shoot your eye out…

You'll shoot your eye out...

They’re evolving…

They're evolving...

The forbidden pizza roll.

The forbidden pizza roll.

If my gym had one of these I’d at least have a membership…

If my gym had one of these I'd at least have a membership...

The Children’s LEGO Bible is a thing.

The Children's LEGO Bible is a thing.

Turning right can be hard to do…

Turning right can be hard to do...

Can’t wait for Easter dinner at my parents house…

Can't wait for Easter dinner at my parents house...

Hiccups are scary.

Hiccups are scary.

Suspend Verizon, actually.

Suspend Verizon, actually.

Doris Day circa 1973.

Doris Day circa 1973.

Cat ladders in Berlin, Germany

Cat ladders in Berlin, Germany

That makes wayyyyy more sense…

That makes wayyyyy more sense...

Some asses enjoy a good cuddle.

Some asses enjoy a good cuddle.

*intense doubt*

*intense doubt*

Meet your new inner dialogue…

Meet your new inner dialogue...
Join the conversation