When your wife is actually garbage.

When your wife is actually garbage.

Doing my best.

Doing my best.

Water vs alcohol

Water vs alcohol

Do you even meow?

Do you even meow?

A wholesome NYC experience.

A wholesome NYC experience.

Apparently after too many beers I decided to mobile deposit this photo as a 10k check. They were surprisingly nice about it all.

Apparently after too many beers I decided to mobile deposit this photo as a 10k check. They were surprisingly nice about it all.

Extreme bubble wrap challenge.

Extreme bubble wrap challenge.

Serving and protecing.

Serving and protecing.

This kid Risks.

This kid Risks.

It’s real in my heart.

It's real in my heart.

Canadians are more flamboyant than they let on.

Canadians are more flamboyant than they let on.

Human fingers are fun.

Human fingers are fun.

The Denny’s tumblr account is no longer legally affiliated with the restaurant.

The Denny's tumblr account is no longer legally affiliated with the restaurant.

Knock knock.

Knock knock.

Don’t look directly into my third eye.

Don't look directly into my third eye.
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