certified denial technique

it’s not a parade, it’s a warning

“you better be interesting”

it’s 9:30, i’ve aged a decade

fashionably five minutes late

jeff’s eyes say “vogue called again”

shoe choice: whatever touched my foot first

synchronized and sleepy

puddle of dreams, population: me

patience: uninstalled

never enough

programmed to keep feelings on hold

raising dna wildest remix

letters rearranged, but not there

flower went undercover

Some+Men+Are+Fools
Some Men Are Fools
Where%26%238217%3Bs+my+supersuit%3F%21
Where’s my supersuit?!
What+Parenting+Is+Like
What Parenting Is Like
This+is+exactly+how+you+win+the+war+on+drugs
This is exactly how you win the war on drugs
Join the conversation
I+Wonder+If+He+Ever+Realized
I Wonder If He Ever Realized
This+Is+Terrifyingly+Awesome
This Is Terrifyingly Awesome
Husband+and+I+got+our+first+tax+return%26%238230%3B
Husband and I got our first tax return…
Are+Those+Reichliners%3F
Are Those Reichliners?
%2Awarning+may+contain+the+feels%2A
*warning may contain the feels*
That%26%238217%3Bs+just+how+I+roll%26%238230%3B
That’s just how I roll…
Stop+b%2Atching
Stop b*tching
The+Cast+Of+Archer
The Cast Of Archer