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doctor: describe the pain, me: “crist”

My dance floor has hooves

Found coin, lost youth

Fight me, I’m not sharing

quack-approved and hilarious

New diet: ID required, please

I’ll take two, hold the judgment!

Did someone say ‘surprise’?

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sometimes you can buy happiness

kirby, inhaling cake, spirits lifted

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garbage gifts, golden friendship

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